I’m very behind in the current releases of video games. Something new comes out that I really want to play, but before I give it a try I want to play ALL THE OTHER GAMES BEFORE IT. So when all my friends were super stoked on (and then super pissed about) Mass Effect 3 I figured I’d give it a go, and went off to EB Games to buy Mass Effect 2 (when I found out you could import your character, and your decisions affected the next game, I really HAD to play it first).
I’m about 15 hours in now, and getting to the point where I can get my crew to be loyal, and more importantly convince the men to have sexy times with me.
Believe it or not this has been a hard decision. I kept on bouncing back and forth between the three options, but finally settled on Garrus. Why?
1. He’s the brooding type, and I like that.
2. Scars are kinda hot.
3. He’s supposed to be the toughest to win over, and my FemShep is the type to want a challenge.
I’m getting a bit frustrated now, because he just won’t open up, and every time I talk to him after a mission he tells me he’s “busy with some calibrations”. Pfft. Maybe I read him a bit wrong, and FemShep is barking up the wrong tree …
or maybe he’s just difficult. Either way, I’m getting tired of coming on to him with no success. Meanwhile, I’ve got Jacob inadvertently all worked up already, and I’m afraid if I talk to him again he’ll jump me in the armoury.
Maybe Grunt would be more interested? (As sexy as it could be, that actually sounds painful and uncomfortable … though some of the ladies at the @GameGoddessShow are dying at the chance for a little Krogan action, so maybe theres some potential there for lustiness).
This afternoon will be spent on a Garrus loyalty mission, so maybe he will let me get a little bit closer to his … er … thorax? One can dream, anyway.
Until next time!
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