GISHWHES 2016

all hail the slangaroo

all hail the slangaroo!

A complete list of all our entries from GISHWHES 2016. Well, the ones we can legally share, anyway.

1. There’s something you used to do for your significant other when you first met them. Something that made them smile… It’s been years since you did this. Do it now.

2. A freight train engine pulling a tiny flatcar (a utility flatcar, not a big cargo flatcar) with a woman dressed in Victorian attire, sitting at a writing desk with a vase of flowers on it, writing a letter to her beloved.

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3. “Someday your face will freeze like that!” said every mother ever. The 2016 Summer Olympics has added Competitive Gurning to their roster and you are your country’s champion. Put on your Olympic uniform and let’s see your medal-winning, face-making moves. Judgment will be on technical merit, artistry, and execution. A perfect 10 takes the gold.

4. Dentist’s offices are notorious for playing dreary elevator music. But it doesn’t have to be that way! Get dental work done while a string quartet plays live music in the room.

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Go Stacey, or Go Home.